STORY – 0
DIRECTOR – 0
ACTOR – 0
MUSIC – 0
CULT – 0
VERDICT – 0/5
PROS –
N/A
CONS –
1) Return of the done-to-death “cabin-in-the-woods” storyline for the zillionth time as seen previously in Evil Dead and Friday the 13th movies with a masked murderer who looks very similar to Jason Voorhees.
2) A forgettable directorial debut for Dave Franco with the most cliched horror movie plot. The identity of the murderer is not revealed but the audiences won’t give a damn.
3) The casting is equally bad.
QUOTE –
It’s a beautiful home, hah, bro, bro? Crack a bruskey or twosky, gaze up at brorians belt. Sip a little Pinot gris, pop in a bromantic comedy. Oh, Broseph Gordon-Levittall day, all night. Smoke a J, take a long walk along the brocean. Yeah, get that sand between your broes.Perfect brome away from brome
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