Neighbors (2014 film)

STORY – 0
DIRECTOR – 0
ACTOR – 0
MUSIC – 1
CULT – 0

Verdict – 1/5

Pros –
1) “ΑΨΔ” History montage
2) De Niro Party

 

Cons –
1) If you have seen the trailer, nothing else left to watch.
2) The plot seems promising but it falls and falls again.
3) …and for how long Christopher Mintz-Plasse is going to play a teenager.

 

Quote –
Mac Radner: Who are you?
Garf: I’m Sam Jackson from Jackie Brown.
Scoonie: Hoah!
Garf: Hooah!
Kelly Radner: That’s actually Al Pacino.
Garf: The Path of the righteous man.
Mac Radner: That’s the wrong Sam Jackson speech.

Godzilla (2014)

STORY – 1
DIRECTOR – 0
ACTOR – 0
MUSIC – 0
CULT – 0

Verdict – 1/5

Pros –
1) Final Dual – Godzilla Vs. MUTO
2) Opening Credits
3) Full body shots of Godzilla (beats Transformers)
4) Reiterating and re-establishing Godzilla as the “King Of The Monsters”.

 

Cons –
1) Too much time wasted in built up. All peek-a-boo and blink-and-miss will only frustrate the audiences.
2) Ken Watanabe and Bryan Cranston wasted.
3) Worst Lead actors possible; bad casting.
4) Terrible “family-sub-plot”
5) As a summary, “Godzilla” is the first 2 minutes of “Pacific Rim“.

 

Quote –
“Look, Mommy! Dinosaurs!”

The Expendables 3 (2014)

STORY – 0
DIRECTOR – 0
ACTOR – 0
MUSIC – 0
CULT – 0

Verdict – 0/5

 

Pros –
1) Antonio Banderas as Galgo

 

Cons –
1) It fails its core fan-group; No great action scenes
2) Wasting time with new-comers while seasoned Expendables are just bench-warming.
3) Bad timing and overexposure of Arnold. (He needs to work out)
4) Why Patrick Hughes?
5) Mel Gibson fails the expectations if you are expecting a JCVD.

 

Quote –
Galgo: I need a job! All I know what to do is kill! Goddammit!

Singham Returns (2014)

STORY – 0
DIRECTOR – 0
ACTOR – 0
MUSIC – 0
CULT – 0

Verdict – 0/5

 

Pros –
1) Desi Entertainment with larger than life protagonist
2) Inspector Daya reprising his character from C.I.D.

 

Cons –
1) A simple pot-boiler cliched predictable story with repeated catch-phrases.
2) Other than the “Singham Chant” from Part – I, the music sucks.
3) Wasting talent of Kareena / Anupam Kher / Manjrekar.

 

Quote –
“Aata Majhi Satakli “

Machete Kills (2013)

STORY – 0
DIRECTOR –0
ACTOR – 0
MUSIC – 0
CULT – 0

Verdict – 0/5

 

Pros –
1) Lady Gaga
2) “Carlos Estévez”

 

Cons –
1) No Grindhouse factor

 

Quote –
Mr. President: Last time I sent a black op team into Mexico, they got dead and I got the Oval ass-fuck.