Don Jon (2013)

Don Jon

STORY – 0
DIRECTOR – 1
ACTOR – 1
MUSIC – 0
CULT – 1

Verdict –3 /5

Pros –
1) Opening Credit
2) pornhub.com brand integration
3) Extremely awesome first-half
4) JGL’s de-niro-eye-brows

 

Cons –
1) Julianne Moore
2) Dead Climax

 

Quote –
“every guy watches porn”

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Dredd (2012)

Dredd (2012)

STORY – 1
DIRECTOR – 1
ACTOR – 1
MUSIC – 1
CULT – 1

Verdict – 5/5

 

Pros –
1) Mega-City One
2) Lena Headey as Madeline “Ma-Ma” Madrigal –  the scar-faced patron of Peach Trees tower block.
3) One day operation story & no time waste on character introduction.
4) This movie can be said as the Godchild of “Escape From NY“. Got an uncanny John Carpenter touch.
5) The Vulcan cannons battle on the 76th floor.

 

Cons –
n/a

 

Quote –
Judge Dredd: America is an irradiated wasteland. Within it lies a city. Outside the boundary walls, a desert. A cursed earth. Inside the walls, a cursed city, stretching from Boston to Washington D.C. An unbroken concrete landscape. 800 million people living in the ruin of the old world and the mega structures of the new one. Mega blocks. Mega highways. Mega-City One. Convulsing. Choking. Breaking under its own weight. Citizens in fear of the street. The gun. The gang. Only one thing fighting for order in the chaos: the men and women of the Hall of Justice. Juries. Executioners. Judges.

The Heat (2013)

The Heat

STORY – 0
DIRECTOR – 1
ACTOR – 1
MUSIC – 0
CULT – 1

Verdict – 3/5

Pros –
1) Melissa McCarthy – One woman show!
2) Sandra Bullock’s cat running gag.

 

Cons –
1) Simon Larkin’s plot – damp squib

 

Quote –
Mullins: My fear is that I’m gonna put you in a bikini and you’ll still look like a fucking bank teller.

Thor: The Dark World (2013)

Thor: The Dark World

STORY – 0
DIRECTOR – 0
ACTOR – 1
MUSIC – 0
CULT – 0

VERDICT – 1/5

 

PROS –
1) Loki emerging as one of the most lovable MCU characters.
2) Kat Dennings as the comic relief

 

CONS –
1) Unwanted Sequel with too much Asgard

 

QUOTE – 
Darcy Lewis: Meow Meow

Funny People (2009)

Funny People

STORY – 1
DIRECTOR – 1
ACTOR – 1
MUSIC – 0
CULT – 0

Verdict – 3/5

Pros –
1) Seth Rogen chemistry with Aubrey Plaza – their love-hate arguments drenched with sarcasm were well written and executed.
2) Cameos – Ray Romano Vs Eminem
3) A good Adam Sandler film in ages

 

Cons –
1) Abrupt Climax

 

Quote –
“I am sick of these guys’ rap songs. They say ‘Girl, drop it like it’s hot’, ‘Shake it’. I want to make a rap song that says ‘Boy, brush your teeth, give me your jacket, I’m fucking freezing.”