Rustom (2016)

STORY – 1
DIRECTOR – 1
ACTOR – 1
MUSIC – 0
CULT – 1

 

Verdict – 4/5

 

Pros –

1) Tight & flawless screenplay / fast paced direction
2) Excellent supporting cast
3) Captivating Courtroom drama
4) Chess analogy

 

Cons –
n/a

 

Quote –

“Matlab baazi jeetne se hai … phir chahe Pyada qurbaan ho ya phir Raani”

Sausage Party (2016)

STORY – 1
DIRECTOR – 1
ACTOR – 1
MUSIC – 1
CULT – 1

Verdict – 5/5

 

Pros –

1) For those who are done watching Disney-Pixar.
2) The Climactic Orgy : came out of nowhere
3) The movies theme : existence of god / religion / politics / xenophobia / drugs / sexual orientation
4) Pop-culture references : Saving Private Ryan, Terminator etc.
5) The ensemble cast of the usuals.

 
Cons –

n/a

 
Quote –
Gum: I am sorbitol, maltitol, xylitol, mannitol, calcium, carbonite, soy lecithin, vegetable, triglyceride and talc. But, for expediency’s sake. You can call me… Gum.

Happy Bhaag Jayegi (2016)

STORY – 1
DIRECTOR – 0
ACTOR – 1
MUSIC – 0
CULT – 0

Verdict – 2/5

 

Pros –

1) Jimmy Shergill as Bagga
2) Piyush Mishra as Afridi

 
Cons –

1) Good story ,terrible execution
2) Diana Penty as “Happy” : worst possible choice to play the lead
3) No juicy dialogues despite the Ind/Pak story is full of possibilities.Director ruined it.
Quote –

 

Guddu : Paaji, Ek gal puchu ?
Afridi : Kashmir chhod ke kuch bhi pooch lo.

Kung Fury (2015)

STORY – 1
DIRECTOR – 1
ACTOR – 1
MUSIC – 1
CULT – 1

Verdict – 5/5

 

Pros –

1) 80s nostalgia summarised in 31 minutes
2) Kung Fury vs Nazi Army : Steet Fighter
3) Epic Characters : Barbarianna, Katana, Hoff 9000 / Hackerman etc.
4) Epic / Sci-Fi / Spoof / Fantasy – all in a shoe-string budget.
5) CGI – Poor but smart

 

Cons –

1) McGruber rip-off.

 

 
Quote –
Babe: What are you gonna do?
Kung Fury: My job.

Wayne’s World 2 (1993)

STORY – 0
DIRECTOR – 1
ACTOR – 1
MUSIC – 1
CULT – 1

Verdict – 4/5

 

Pros –

1) Christopher Walken dancing
2) Gay club scene
3) Poorly done Chinese dubbed voice scenes
4) Charlton Heston cameo
5) Waynestock

 
Cons –

n/a

 

 
Quote –

Wayne: You’re worthless! You’re less than nothing! What’s keeping you here? You don’t belong here! Why don’t you just quit?
Milton: Cause I’ve got no place else to go!

Dilwale (2015)

STORY – 0
DIRECTOR – 0
ACTOR – 0
MUSIC – 0
CULT – 0

Verdict – 0/5

Pros –

 
1) Grand Dual : Vinod Khanna vs Kabir Bedi

 

 

Cons –

1) Shallow & Childish story / over-acting actors and over-reacting characters
2) Dramatic music without any effective drama
3) Waste of talents like SRK / Boman / Sanjay Mishra / Johnny Lever
4) Rohit Shetti’s worst production below Zameen & Chennai Exp.
5) Idiotic sub-plots

 

Quote –
n/a