Pain & Gain (2013)

Pain & Gain

STORY – 0
DIRECTOR – 1
ACTOR – 1
MUSIC – 0
CULT – 0

 

Verdict – 2/5

 

Pros – Tony Shalhoub
Cons – It was expected to be funny but turned out “Miami-Chainsaw-Massacre”.

 

Quote –
“Victor Kershaw: You know who invented salads? Poor people!”

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Judge Dredd (1995)

Judge Dredd

STORY – 0
DIRECTOR – 0
ACTOR – 0
MUSIC – 0
CULT – 0

Verdict – 0/5

Pros –
1)Max von Sydow as Chief Justice Fargo

 

Cons –
1) Low-quality CGI
2) Simple story and mediocre climax.
3) Not even action-packed

 

Quote –
“Court’s adjourned.”

Chennai Express (2013)

STORY – 0
DIRECTOR – 0
ACTOR – 0
MUSIC – 0
CULT – 0

Verdict – 0/5

Pros –
1) Few establishing shots.
2) Title song by S. P. Balasubrahmanyam

 

Cons –
1) SRK still relying on “Rahul” and spoofing his old movies & songs.
2) Annoying lungi dance

 

Quote –
“dhoodh ka jaala Burnol bhi phook phook ke lagata hai”

The Last Samurai (2003)

STORY – 1
DIRECTOR – 1
ACTOR – 1
MUSIC – 1
CULT – 0

Verdict – 4/5

 

Pros –
1) Beautiful cinematography of Japanese bucolic life.Entertaining and colorful movie.
2) The war of 2 different worlds. The movie is like an epic poem.
3) The initial battle sequence where the Samurai made their entry.
4) Great cast.
5) Hans Zimmer’s music

 

Cons –
N/A

 

Quote –
“The perfect blossom is a rare thing. You could spend your life looking for one, and it would not be a wasted life.”

Scary Movie 5 (2013)

Scary Movie 5

STORY – 0
DIRECTOR – 0
ACTOR – 0
MUSIC – 0
CULT – 0

Verdict – 0/5

 

Pros – n/a
Cons – Utter waste of time.The worst movie in the Scary Movie franchise.

 

Quote
Lindsay Lohan: I don’t wanna end up all over the internet. I pride myself in keeping a low profile. My private life is private.

In the Line of Fire (1993)

In the Line of Fire

STORY – 1
DIRECTOR – 1
ACTOR – 1
MUSIC – 0
CULT – 0

VERDICT – 3/5

 

PROS –
1) John Malkovich as “Booth

 

CONS –
1) Unnecessary love angle and shitty climax.
2) Mediocre political-thriller with little consequences. A cliched plot of an aging Secret Service Agent who finishes one last mission before he retires.

 

QUOTE –
Mitch Leary: Do you know how easily I could kill you, Frank? Do you know how many times I watched you go in and out of that apartment? You are still alive because I have allowed you to live so you show me some GODDAMN RESPECT !