The Disaster Artist (2017)

STORY – 1
DIRECTOR – 1
ACTOR – 1
MUSIC – 0
CULT – 0

 

Verdict – 3/5

 

Pros –

 

1) The cast – full of talented actors.Especially Seth Rogen & Josh Hutcherson – small roles but you’ll crack every time you see them on screen.
2) Ed Wood – 2017 Version
3) The alley scene with Zac Efron

 

Cons –

 

1) The humor in the movie comes from the caricature what Tommy Wiseau is, however, there are very few scenes where the movie is actually funny.If a person watches this movie without any knowledge of The Room or Tommy Wiseau it’s gonna be very difficult for him to enjoy it.
2) Almost all funny scenes of the movie are already spoiled in the trailer.

 

 

Quote –

 

Raphael: That was fucking weird!
Sandy Schklair: At this point, it would be fucking weird if he didn’t do something that was fucking weird!

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Baywatch (2017)

STORY – 0
DIRECTOR – 0
ACTOR – 0
MUSIC – 0
CULT – 0

Verdict – 0/5

Pros –

N/A

 

Cons –

1) A movie so clueless that it wasn’t even able to pull off decent cameo plot for David Hasselhoff & Pamela Anderson.Absolute disaster.
2) A so-called comedy movie where you end up killing Hannibal Buress.
3) Dick jokes from stone-age
4) Priyanka Chopra as Victoria Leeds – a weak fancy annoying character with zero scope
5) For the director Seth Gordon, another reason to quit hollywood.

 

Quote –

 

Summer Quinn: And not a single fuck was given.

Dirty Grandpa (2016)

STORY – 0
DIRECTOR – 0
ACTOR – 0
MUSIC – 0
CULT – 0

Verdict – 0/5

 

Pros –

 

1) Henry Zebrowski & Mo Collins as Buddy Cop Duo

 

Cons –

 

1) One of those movie where you know the entire story just after watching the trailer.
2) Full of middle-school humor and it’s a forgettable one-time watch
3) Aubrey Plaza as Lenore – Why she agreed to do this cheap-ass American Pie rip-off is the big question.Actresses tends to do such role on their debut not after getting established.
4) As far as De Niro is concerned, it appears he just wants to have fun by making such silly comedies.It won’t hurt his legacy anyway.

 

 

Quote –

 

Dick Kelly: Party till you’re pregnant!

Neighbors 2: Sorority Rising (2016)

STORY – 0
DIRECTOR – 0
ACTOR – 0
MUSIC – 0
CULT – 0

Verdict – 0/5

Pros –

 

1) Hannibal Buress Cameo ( just like the prequel)

 

 

Cons –
1) Unnecessary sequel
2) Boring & predictable
3) Shallow characters
Quote –

“Officer Watkins : This is your training day !”

Neighbors (2014 film)

STORY – 0
DIRECTOR – 0
ACTOR – 0
MUSIC – 1
CULT – 0

Verdict – 1/5

Pros –
1) “ΑΨΔ” History montage
2) De Niro Party

 

Cons –
1) If you have seen the trailer, nothing else left to watch.
2) The plot seems promising but it falls and falls again.
3) …and for how long Christopher Mintz-Plasse is going to play a teenager.

 

Quote –
Mac Radner: Who are you?
Garf: I’m Sam Jackson from Jackie Brown.
Scoonie: Hoah!
Garf: Hooah!
Kelly Radner: That’s actually Al Pacino.
Garf: The Path of the righteous man.
Mac Radner: That’s the wrong Sam Jackson speech.