Hacksaw Ridge (2016)

STORY – 1
DIRECTOR – 1
ACTOR – 1
MUSIC – 0
CULT – 1

Verdict – 4/5

 

Pros –

1) “Hacksaw Ridge” will go down as the most recognizable war location after “Omaha Beach”.
2) We saw WW2 from the eyes of Mel Gibson. Much needed.
3) Hugo Weaving as Tom Doss – Why we don’t see much of him nowadays ?
4) Strong supporting cast.

 
Cons –

1) Andrew Garfield is a bad actor.Period.

 
Quote –

 

“shoot anything that dont speak english”

Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story (2004)

STORY – 0
DIRECTOR – 0
ACTOR – 0
MUSIC – 0
CULT – 0

Verdict – 0/5

Pros –
1) “Patches” O’Houlihan
2) Obscure Sports Quarterly – OSQ

 

Cons –
1) Most cliched underdog story – even Chuck Norris and Lance Armstrong can’t save it.

 

Quote –
Patches O’Houlihan: If you’re going to become true dodgeballers, then you’ve got to learn the five d’s of dodgeball: dodge, duck, dip, dive, and dodge!

Zoolander (2001)

Zoolander

STORY – 0
DIRECTOR – 0
ACTOR – 1
MUSIC – 1
CULT – 1

Verdict – 3 /5

Pros –
1)Mugatu
2)Magnum
3)Also Sprach Zarathustra
4)David Bowie
5)The Walk-Off

 

Cons –
1)Frat Pack failed to generate too many laughs

 

Quote –
“Mugatu: Oh, I’m sorry, did my pin get in the way of your ass ?”

Anchorman 2: The Legend Continues (2013)

Anchorman 2: The Legend Continues

STORY – 1
DIRECTOR – 0
ACTOR – 1
MUSIC – 0
CULT – 0

Verdict – 2/5

 

PROS –
1) Brick and Chani (deserves a spin-off)

 

 

CONS –
1) Worst than “The Lost Movie”. This movie is a disaster as compared to its prequel.
2) The Newscasters battle-royale legacy is ruined (Jim Carrey was the only saving grace)

 

QUOTE –
“Ron Burgundy: Who the hell is Julius Ceasar? You know I don’t follow the NBA!”

The Watch (2012)

The Watch

STORY – 1
DIRECTOR – 0
ACTOR – 0
MUSIC – 0
CULT – 0

 

VERDICT – 1/5

 

 
PROS –
1) R. Lee Ermey had a decent cameo.

 

 
CONS –
1) The plot seemed so promising but the execution ruined it.
2) A great pool of talent wasted. Even with the presence of Ben Stiller, Vince Vaughn, and Jonah Hill, it’s a painful watch.

 

 
QUOTE –
Lock and load, bitches! Anything from outer space, kill it!

 

Starsky & Hutch (2004)

Starsky & Hutch

STORY – 0
DIRECTOR – 0
ACTOR – 1
MUSIC – 1
CULT – 1

Verdict – 3/5

Pros –
1) Huggy Bear and
2) Iconic Gran Torino
3) The dance-off scene with Patton Oswalt commentary
4) Will Ferrell as Big Earl

Cons –
1) Vince Vaughn as Reese

 

Quote –
Starsky: In Bay City, when you cross the line, your nuts are mine.