Bad Boys for Life (2020)

STORY – 0
DIRECTOR – 0
ACTOR – 1
MUSIC – 0
CULT – 0

 

VERDICT – 1/5

 
PROS –
1) Average one time watch with Martin Lawrence doing most of the heavy lifting.

 
CONS –
1) The entire primary plot of Mike’s long lost evil son is lame.
2) This is what happens when you make a sequel too late of a fan-favorite movie. Bad Boys could’ve been a bigger franchise than Fast & Furious.

 
QUOTE –
Marcus: You realize you will go to hell?
Mike: I don’t believe in hell, Marcus.
Marcus: Well, it believes in you.

Machete Kills (2013)

STORY – 0
DIRECTOR –0
ACTOR – 0
MUSIC – 0
CULT – 0

Verdict – 0/5

 

Pros –
1) Lady Gaga
2) “Carlos Estévez”

 

Cons –
1) No Grindhouse factor

 

Quote –
Mr. President: Last time I sent a black op team into Mexico, they got dead and I got the Oval ass-fuck.