Wheels on Meals (1984)

STORY – 1
DIRECTOR – 1
ACTOR – 1
MUSIC – 0
CULT – 0

 

VERDICT – 3/5

 
PROS –
1) A fun-filled action-comedy shot in scenic Barcelona. Two food-truck operators entangled between a gang and an imbecile private investigator.
2) Lola Forner as Sylvia is a femme fatale.
3) Final battle: Jackie Chan vs Benny Urquidez.

 

CONS –
N/A

 

 

QUOTE –
Moby: My condition is that I accept all your conditions.

Mr. Nice Guy (1997)

STORY – 0
DIRECTOR – 0
ACTOR – 0
MUSIC – 0
CULT – 0

 

VERDICT – 0/5

 

 

PROS –
N/A

 

 
CONS –
1) A series of action sequences stitched around a weak plot. The production team wasn’t able to make even a decent poster for the film.
2) The terrible supporting cast makes it unbearable to watch. The huge mining truck played a better role than the actors.

 

 

 
QUOTE –
Traveling so far, I just don’t want to be disappointed.

Winners & Sinners (1983)

STORY – 1
DIRECTOR – 1
ACTOR – 1
MUSIC – 0
CULT – 0

 

VERDICT – 3/5

 

PROS –
1) Final Sammo Hung warehouse kung-fu battle with the Triad.
2) The cigar smoke scene. Hilarious!
3) The invisible prank; the car pileup crash
4) Sammo Hung smashing out of the glass window; Jackie Chan skating below the truck.

 

CONS –
N/A

 

QUOTE –
Rookie: Of course you do it; the smart ones talk and the dumb ones act.

Project A (1983)

STORY – 1
DIRECTOR – 1
ACTOR – 1
MUSIC – 0
CULT – 1

VERDICT – 4/5

 
PROS –
1) A fun-filled action-packed movie in the 19th century in Hong Kong. A must watch for Jackie Chan fans.
2) The Clock Tower stunt. The fascinating part is that Jackie Chan performed the stunt twice.
3) Great supporting cast that includes Sammo Hung and Yuen Biao

 

CONS –
N/A

 

QUOTE –
Hong: Password.
Fats: Beat me.

SPL: Sha Po Lang (2005)

STORY – 1
DIRECTOR – 1
ACTOR – 1
MUSIC – 0
CULT – 0

 

VERDICT – 3/5

 

PROS –
1) Boss Fight: Donnie Yen vs Sammo Hung
2) Wu Jing as knife-wielding “Jack“.
3) Somewhere between “Copland” & “LA Confidential”
4) Father’s Day sub-plot

 

 

CONS –
1) Nothing extraordinary; average fight scenes

 

QUOTE –
“Even if you have the chance, you can’t fight your fate.”

Ip Man 2 (2010)

Ip Man 2

STORY – 0
DIRECTOR – 1
ACTOR – 1
MUSIC – 0
CULT – 1

Verdict – 3/5

 

Pros –
1) Sammo Hung’s screen presence
2) Louis Fan returning as Kam Shan-Chau
3) The “school ” struggle in Hong-Kong

 

Cons –
1) The final duel – not easy to digest that a Wing Chun Master who can decimate 10 fighters at a time will be on back-foot while fighting a heavyweight boxer.
2) The same old story

 

Quote –
Ip Man: You want to learn Wing Chun?
Wong Shun Leung: Maybe. Just checking it out. I don’t know what Wing Chun is.
Ip Man: Let me give you an introduction. As a matter of fact, Wing Chun is a close combat style from the South…
Wong Shun Leung: No need to tell me all this. Let’s just fight. I’ll pay you the school fees if I lose.
Ip Man: Ok. I am Ip Man of Wing Chun.