The Benchwarmers (2006)

The Benchwarmers

STORY – 0
DIRECTOR – 0
ACTOR – 1
MUSIC – 0
CULT – 1

 

VERDICT – 2/5

 

PROS –
1) Anti-bully theme
2) Over-age Carlos’s birth-certificate scene.

 

CONS –
1) A decent story with poor-execution. It could’ve been a lot funnier with a better screenplay.

 

QUOTE –
Carlos: Me tummy, es sicko.
Umpire: Well you got proof he’s a kid?
Gus: Come on! Look at his beard. He’s 50.
Wayne: Not according to birth certifico.
Umpire: He’s got documentation. Play ball!

Judge Dredd (1995)

Judge Dredd

STORY – 0
DIRECTOR – 0
ACTOR – 0
MUSIC – 0
CULT – 0

Verdict – 0/5

Pros –
1)Max von Sydow as Chief Justice Fargo

 

Cons –
1) Low-quality CGI
2) Simple story and mediocre climax.
3) Not even action-packed

 

Quote –
“Court’s adjourned.”