STORY – 1
DIRECTOR – 1
ACTOR – 1
MUSIC – 0
CULT – 0
Verdict – 3/5
Pros –
1) Ron meets Ron – Sam Elliott as Ron Dunn
Quote –
“Live your life how you want, but don’t confuse drama with happiness.”
STORY – 1
DIRECTOR – 1
ACTOR – 1
MUSIC – 0
CULT – 0
Verdict – 3/5
Pros –
1) The movie was going to get predictable and plain simple till “The Fitzgerald” entered the plotline and elevated the movie. All credits to Nick Offerman & Kathryn Hahn.
2) Luis Guzmán scene
3) Jennifer Aniston as “Rose” – She broke the thermometer with some steamy scenes.
Cons –
1) One time watch comedy with an overstretched third act.
2) Ed Helms as Brad Gurdlinger is really annoying.
3) Some of the jokes are from the 80s
Quote –
David Clark: I say, give me somethin’ that says, ‘I get up every morning at 5:30 and commute for an hour and a half to some bullshit job where my jag-off boss expects me to kiss his balls all day just so I can afford to keep my ungrateful, screaming kids decked out in Dora the explorer shit and my wife up to her fat ass in self-help videos until the day I get up the courage to put a shotgun in my mouth.’
STORY – 1
DIRECTOR – 1
ACTOR – 1
MUSIC – 0
CULT – 1
Verdict – 4/5
Pros –
1) Possibly the best season so far
2) Patton Oswalt’s EPIC monologue
3) Return of Burt Macklin
4) Jenny Slate as Mona-Lisa Saperstein
Quote –
“Garth Blundin : Let the filibustering begin.”
STORY – 0
DIRECTOR – 0
ACTOR – 0
MUSIC – 0
CULT – 0
Verdict – 0/5
Pros –
1) Nick Offerman as Lord Bruno – Delivered as expected
Cons –
1) Expectation was a mad reefer comedy but not a single compelling scene
2) Waste of a great ensemble
Quote –
Lord Bruno – Bring me his goddamn balls.
STORY – 1
DIRECTOR – 1
ACTOR – 1
MUSIC – 0
CULT – 1
Verdict – 4/5
Quote –
Ron : “I once worked with a guy for three years and never learned his name. Best friend I ever had. We still never talk sometimes.”
STORY – 1
DIRECTOR – 1
ACTOR – 1
MUSIC – 1
CULT – 1
Verdict – 5/5
Quote –
Ron Swanson : Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Don’t teach a man to fish, and you feed yourself. He’s a grown man. Fishing’s not that hard.
STORY – 0
DIRECTOR – 1
ACTOR – 1
MUSIC – 1
CULT – 1
Verdict – 4/5
Pros –
1) End Credits
2) “Mr-And-Mrs-Smithing” Scene
3) Ice Cube’s epic melt-down scene
4) “Mr. Walters and Eric ” – Cameo
5) Jillian Bell as Mercedes (best outcome from this movie)
Cons –
1) Chaning Tatum College Bromance sub-plot.
2) Being “Exactly the same”.
Quote –
Captain Dickson: This is bullshit! Waiter! Can a black man get some water!
Schmidt: Someone get the man some water. He’s black, he’s been through a lot!
STORY – 1
DIRECTOR – 1
ACTOR – 1
MUSIC – 1
CULT – 1
PROS –
1) Ice Cube opening monologue at the Korean church. The entire church scene is super hilarious.
2) Johnny Depp Cameo
3) End-Credits
4) Jonah Hill – everything that came out of his mouth was comedic gold.
CONS –
1) Dakota Johnson in that minor role?
QUOTE –
Captain Dickson: That’s you, man. Don’t do it. Keep that dirty dick inside your pants. Don’t fuck no students, don’t fuck no teachers…
Schmidt: Sir, I know we may look like a couple of lady-killers, but me and my partner will be super professional…
Captain Dickson: Clearly I wasn’t talking to you, big-titties. You cherub-looking motherfucker. I was talking to your partner, fake-ass Handsome McGee here. When I’m talking to him, I’m talking to him. When I say “shut the fuck up,” I’m talking to you.
STORY – 0
DIRECTOR – 1
ACTOR – 1
MUSIC – 1
CULT – 1
Verdict – 4/5
Pros –
1) Kra_ _ Gl_e.
2) Mugatu + Megamind = Lord Business (and also Will Ferrell’s live-action scenes)
3) Morgan Freeman as Vitruvius & Jonah Hill as Green Lantern
4) Star-Wars cameo.
5) The Double Decker Couch
6) “Everything is Awesome”
Cons –
1) Though the overall theme depicts a powerful satire on the current generation, the predictable nature of story is a minus point.
Quote –
“Release the Kragle”
