Housefull 3 (2016)

STORY – 0
DIRECTOR – 0
ACTOR – 0
MUSIC – 0
CULT – 0

Verdict – 0/5

 

 

Pros –

1) The “Ashok Fitness” story

 

Cons –

1) Stupid story, jarring soundtrack
2) Too much overacting from all actors

 

 

Quote –
“5000cr ka loan khud ke liye nahi lete desh ke liye lete hai”

Spy (2015)

STORY – 1
DIRECTOR – 1
ACTOR – 1
MUSIC – 0
CULT – 1

 

VERDICT – 4/5

 

 

PROS –
1) Jason Statham as Rick Ford: One of the most interesting movie character developed in recent movie history after Jack Sparrow.
2) Melissa McCarthy in her typical style.
3) Peter Serafinowicz as Aldo
4) Director: Paul Feig
5) Jason Statham’s monologues

 
CONS –
N/A

 

 
QUOTE –
Rick Ford: I once used defibrillators on myself. I put shards of glass in my fuckin’ eye. I’ve jumped from a high-rise building using only a raincoat as a parachute and broke both legs upon landing; I still had to pretend I was in a fucking Cirque du Soleil show! I’ve swallowed enough microchips and shit them back out again to make a computer. This arm has been ripped off completely and re-attached with *this* fuckin’ arm. During the threat of an assassination attempt, I appeared convincingly in front of Congress as Barack Obama.I watched the woman I love get tossed from a plane and hit by another plane mid-air. I drove a car off a freeway on top of a train while it was on fire. Not the car, *I* was on fire.

Phata Poster Nikhla Hero (2013)

Phata Poster Nikhla Hero

STORY – 0
DIRECTOR –0
ACTOR – 0
MUSIC – 0
CULT – 0

 

VERDICT – 0/5

 

PROS –
1) Good to see Padmini Kolhapure after a long time.
2) “Tu Mere Agal Bagal Hai”

 

CONS –
1) Shitty story; another forgettable movie in Rajkumar Santoshi’s filmography.
2) Waste of Sanjay Mishra et.al

 

QUOTE –
N/A

RockStar (2011)

RockStar (2011)

STORY – 0
DIRECTOR – 1
ACTOR – 0
MUSIC – 1
CULT – 1

Verdict – 3/5

Pros – Rahman’s music and Shammi Kapoor’s Cameo
Cons – Nargis Fakhri’s acting

Quote –
“Ye bada jaanwar Hai……Ye aapke chote pinjare mein nahin samayega…..Ye apni duniya banayega…Doosri cheez hai Dhingra.. Ispar uska haath hai…Uski inayat hai.”