Just Getting Started (2017)

STORY – 0
DIRECTOR – 0
ACTOR – 0
MUSIC – 0
CULT – 0

 

Verdict – 0/5

 

Pros –
N/A

 

 

Cons –
1) This movie qualifies for all criteria of a bad and boring movie.The makers of this movie should be charged with felony.
2) Watching an Asylum movie will be more entertaining than watching this stale so-called comedy film.
3) At this point of time, Morgan Freeman and Tommy Lee Jones are just signing movies for easy money.

 

 

Quote –
Duke: I’m just a country boy tryin’ to fade into the sunset with a smile on my face.

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Going in Style (2017)

STORY – 1
DIRECTOR – 0
ACTOR – 1
MUSIC – 0
CULT – 0

 

Verdict – 2/5

 

Pros –

1) 3 stalwarts together having fun.

 

Cons –

1) Another one in the list of films with adventures of senior citizens.Similar to Last Vegas, Stand Up Guys, Grudge Match etc.
2) It’s up to the director if he wants to leave a mark or just make a comedy-caper.There are so many loop-holes in the heist plan that it’s best not to discuss it.

 

 

Quote –

“It’s a culture’s duty to take care of it’s elderly”.

Gone Baby Gone (2007)

STORY – 1
DIRECTOR – 1
ACTOR – 1
MUSIC – 0
CULT – 0

Verdict – 3/5

 

Pros –

1) Small town thriller
2) Morgan Freeman & Ed Harris
3) Edi Gathegi as Cheese – Powerful character
4) Story questioning morality & righteousness.A crime solved but only future will decide whether it was for good.

 

 
Cons –

1) Too much like Mystic River

 

 
Quote –
Patrick Kenzie: Cheese, if you ever disrespect her again like that, I’m gonna pull your fuckin’ card, okay? So you’re saying you didn’t do it, fine. We’ll take your money, and we’ll be on our way. When it turns out you’re lying, I’m gonna spend every nickel of that money to fuck you up. I’m gonna bribe cops to go after you, I’m gonna pay guys to go after your weak fuckin’ crew, and I’m gonna tell all the guys I know that you’re a C.I. and a rat, and I know a lot of people. And after that, you’re gonna wish you listened to me, ’cause your shitty pool hall crime syndicate headquarters is gonna get raided, and your doped-up bitches are gonna get sent back to Laos, and this fuckin’ retard right here is gonna be testifying against you for a reduced sentence, while you’re gettin’ cornholed in your cell by a gang of crackers. ‘Cause from what I’ve heard, the guys that get sent up Concord for killing kids, life’s a motherfucker.

Now You See Me 2 (2016)

STORY – 0
DIRECTOR – 0
ACTOR – 0
MUSIC – 0
CULT – 0

Verdict – 0/5

 

Pros –
n/a

 

 

Cons –

 

1) Lacking the fast paced unpredictable character of it’s prequel
2) Painful to watch Michael Caine & Morgan Freeman wasting their talent in this garbage.
3) Daniel Radcliffe : 4 scenes ? That’s all. Shitty acting anyways.
4) Not unfolding events of the prequel,establishing the prequel as a movie full of potholes.
5) Woody Harrelson : irritating twin version
6) Jesse Eisenberg : 1 Film Wonder : Going south like Shia LaBeouf.
7) Terribly photo-shopped theatrical release poster

 
Quote –

 

Arthur Tressler: Hell will look like a day at the spa once I’m through with the Four Horsemen.
Walter Mabry: You had me at “Hell.”

Invictus (2009)

Invictus

STORY – 1
DIRECTOR – 0
ACTOR – 0
MUSIC – 1
CULT – 0

Verdict –2 /5

Pros –
1) The SAA jet over the stadium scene.

Cons –
1) The actual event is too legendary and larger than the film.
2) Casting Matt Damon (and his accent)
3) Morgan Freeman. His gravitas overpowered his portrayal of Mandela
4) Poor supporting cast

Quote –
“I am the master of my fate – I am the captain of my soul.”

The Lego Movie (2014)

The Lego Movie

STORY – 0
DIRECTOR – 1
ACTOR – 1
MUSIC – 1
CULT – 1

Verdict – 4/5

Pros –
1) Kra_ _ Gl_e.
2) Mugatu + Megamind = Lord Business (and also Will Ferrell’s live-action scenes)
3) Morgan Freeman as Vitruvius & Jonah Hill as Green Lantern
4) Star-Wars cameo.
5) The Double Decker Couch
6) “Everything is Awesome”

 

Cons –
1) Though the overall theme depicts a powerful satire on the current generation, the predictable nature of story is a minus point.

 

Quote –
“Release the Kragle”