Mike and Dave Need Wedding Dates (2016)

STORY – 0
DIRECTOR – 0
ACTOR – 0
MUSIC – 0
CULT – 0

VERDICT – 0/5

 
PROS –
1) Jurassic Park ATV tour
2) Kumail Nanjiani cameo as the masseur.

 

CONS –
1) Devoid of fun and good jokes.
2) Aubrey Plaza trying to do an April Ludgate but it didn’t work.
3) Stephen Root wasted.

 

QUOTE –
Tatiana: The key to teaching children is repetition. You’d be surprised how stupid they are.

The Big Sick (2017)

STORY – 0
DIRECTOR – 1
ACTOR – 1
MUSIC – 0
CULT – 0

 

Verdict – 2/5

 

Pros –
1) Ray Romano & Holly Hunter saved this movie from being utter boring.

 

Cons –
1) Zenobia Shroff – huge miscast
2) Anupam Kher – he’s done the role of a desi-orthodox father for a zillionth time now.
3) The real-life incident must be a big thing for the real-life couple but on the silver screen, this plot is done to death.

 

Quote –
Wow.They should call this website,“everything is cancer, dot-com.” Whatever symptom you put in, it… could be cancer.Hiccups could be cancer. Come on.Take the fun out of hiccups now.

Central Intelligence (2016)

STORY – 0
DIRECTOR – 0
ACTOR – 0
MUSIC – 0
CULT – 0

Verdict – 0/5

Pros –
1) Cameos: Aaron Paul & Melissa McCarthy
2) Kumail Nanjiani & Kevin Hart Airport scene.

 

Cons –
1) Generic Kevin Hart. Seems like a Ride Along spin-off
2) Predictable
3) CGI fat Rock will be funny? No thank you.
4) I guess they are planning a sequel.

 

Quote –
Bob Stone: Phil, when this thing is over, I’m going to rip your throat out like Patrick Swayze in “Road House”.
Phil: Oh, my God, you and “Road House”. Get over that movie. It sucked then, it sucks now. The only movie that sucks more is “Sixteen Candles”.
Bob Stone: How dare you.