Ralph Breaks the Internet (2018)

STORY – 1
DIRECTOR – 1
MUSIC – 0
CULT – 0

VERDICT – 2/4

 
PROS –
1) Bill Hader as J.P. Spamley and his sidekick Gord were definitely the two best characters.
2) John C. Reilly as Ralph delivered as expected. The post-credit rick-rolling was spot on.

 
CONS –
1) The countless pop-culture references in every other movie are not making it better. It’s rather getting sickening.
2) The entire BuzzzTube plot was very dystopian and probably planted in the plot on purpose.

 
QUOTE –
J.P. Spamley: Wanna get rich playing video games?

Forgetting Sarah Marshall (2008)

STORY – 1
DIRECTOR – 0
ACTOR – 1
MUSIC – 0
CULT – 0

Verdict – 2/5

 

Pros –
1) Great Supporting cast: Paul Rudd, Kristen Wiig & Jonah Hill. They are the only reason anyone can sit through this film.
2) Hawaii – The most important element of the story
3) Dracula musical song

 

Cons –
1) Main roles Peter and Sarah Marshall are ruined by both the main actors
2) Unnecessary sex scenes do not make it a sex-comedy. One time watch.

 

Quote –
Kunu: When life gives you lemons, just say ‘Fuck the lemons,’ and bail.

The To Do List (2013)

The To Do List

STORY – 0
DIRECTOR – 0
ACTOR – 0
MUSIC – 0
CULT – 0

VERDICT – 0/5

 

PROS –
1) Bill Hader as Willy is the only saving grace.

 

CONS –
2) Cheap & Vulgar; Underplaying sex

 

QUOTE –
“You Got a dick under that poncho ?”