The Madness of King George (1994)

STORY – 1
DIRECTOR – 1
ACTOR – 1
MUSIC – 1
CULT – 1

Verdict – 5/5

Pros –
1) One man show: Nigel Hawthorne as King George III
2) Zadok the Priest – perfect timing.
3) It’s a very light-hearted film with an upbeat climax avoiding any unnecessary serious overtone even when the primary plot concerns the Regency Crisis.

 

Cons –
N/A

 

Quote –
Dr. Willis: I have You in my eye, sir. And I shall KEEP You in my eye until You learn to behave and do as You’re told.
George III: I am the King. I tell, I am not TOLD. I am the VERB, sir, not the OBJECT.

eXistenZ (1999)

STORY – 1
DIRECTOR – 1
ACTOR – 1
MUSIC – 0
CULT – 1

Verdict – 4/5

Pros –
1) Mind-fuck sci-fi thriller with the element of body-horror
2) Multiple plot-twists towards the end of the movie
3) Strong supporting cast

Cons –
1) Movie poster

Quote –
Chinese Waiter: Hey, tell me the truth… are we still in the game?

The Hobbit The Battle of the Five Armies (2014)

STORY – 0
DIRECTOR – 0
ACTOR – 0
MUSIC – 0
CULT – 0

Verdict – 0/5

 

PROS –
1) Being the final chapter of “The Hobbit” trilogy.
2) Confirming that Bilbo’s quest was a disaster with a sad ending and it’ll be concluded by Frodo.
3) End credits song by Billy Boyd –  “The Last Goodbye”.

 

CONS –
1) The Title – It was supposed to be “There and Back Again”. The Battle of the Five Armies makes no sense and didn’t justify the title for an epic conclusion.
2) 11 minutes for Smaug ? The “incident with the dragon” lasted less than the discussion.
3) Too much screen time for Ryan Gage as Alfrid.
4) The movie is the worst entry in the entire series. The movie appears hushed. The CGI, the screenplay etc was mediocre and Peter Jackson wrapped up production to conclude the series for the sake of it.

 
QUOTE –
“Thorin Oakenshield: If more people valued home above gold, this world would be a merrier place”

The Fifth Element (1997)

STORY – 0
DIRECTOR – 1
ACTOR – 1
MUSIC – 0
CULT – 1

 

 

Verdict – 3/5

 

Pros –
1) Gary Oldman and Ian Holm: Great supporting cast.
2) The opening sequence in Egypt.
3) The comedy (ruined by Chris Tucker).
4) Fast-paced and entertaining.

 

Cons –
1) Cliched story a stereotyped hero (with unknown “Mondoshawans ” and “evil”)
2) Diva Plavalaguna

 

Quote –
“Mondoshawan: Time not important. Only life important.”

Lord of War (2005)

Lord of War

STORY – 0
DIRECTOR – 1
ACTOR – 1
MUSIC – 1
CULT – 1

Verdict – 4/5

Pros –
1) Opening Scene (For What It’s Worth)
2) The cargo plane disintegration scene
3) Captivating monologues – from the opening scene to the end scene

 

Cons –
1) This movie is style over substance

 

Quote –
Yuri Orlov:  There are over 550 million firearms in worldwide circulation. That’s one firearm for every twelve people on the planet. The only question is: How do we arm the other 11?