Judgementall Hai Kya (2019)

STORY – 0
DIRECTOR – 0
ACTOR – 0
MUSIC – 0
CULT – 0

 

VERDICT – 0/5

 
PROS –
1) The movie is watchable only when Satish Kaushik and Brijendra Kala were on the screen in their respective minor roles.

 

CONS –
1) Ekta Kapoor was trying to make a Sriram Raghavan thriller. But this mediocre adventure of her is as generic as it can be with the plot-twist that anyone can guess it from a mile.
2) Balaji Motion Pictures spent the entire budget on Kangana Ranaut’s costumes.

 
QUOTE –
“aaj kal normal logon se darro”

Pata Nahi Par Bolna Hai (2019)

CONTENT – 0
EXECUTION – 1
CULT – 0

VERDICT – 1/3

PROS –
1) Karunesh Talwar is one of the few genuinely funny artists in the Indian stand-up scene. His bits on Indian-rapper and arrange marriage were funny.

 

CONS –
1) His YouTube channel’s uploads are better than this special.

 

QUOTE –
“The motion has been passed. The bill had become a law.”

The Office (Season 2) [India]

STORY – 1
DIRECTOR – 1
ACTOR – 1
MUSIC – 0
CULT – 0

 

VERDICT – 3/5

 
PROS –
1) Mallika Dua as Kitty is a nice addition to the cast.
2) The chemistry between T.P. Mishra and Anjali

 
CONS –
N/A

 

QUOTE –
“compromise sirf drug addicts, divorcee aur 35 ki upar ki auratein karti hain”

The Great Indian Election (2019)

STORY – 1
DIRECTOR – 1
MUSIC – 0
CULT – 1

 

VERDICT – 3/4

 
PROS –
1) Behind the scene of a gargantuan size election across the nation. The sheer amount of hard work by the election commission, poll-officials, security officials to execute true democracy is extraordinary.
2) Modi filing nominations in Varanasi.
3) Following the campaign trail. From the old penniless Congress flag-bearer in Amethi to Pappu Ki Adi in Varanasi.

 

CONS –
N/A

 

QUOTE –
N/A

Batla House (2019)

STORY – 1
DIRECTOR – 0
ACTOR – 0
MUSIC – 0
CULT – 0

 

VERDICT – 1/5

 
PROS –
1) Most commercially viable time for a project like Batla House Encounter when the entire nation is drenched in nationalist fervor.

 

CONS –
1) Absent supporting cast. Apart from Ravi Kishan, hardly any actor is well known.
2) “O Saki Saki” remix can only get cheap views on YouTube, otherwise the entire soundtrack is garbage. Background score is mainly ripping off Hans Zimmer from The Dark Knight (2008)

 
QUOTE –
“students kaha hai maine, bekasoor nahin kaha”

Sacred Games (Season 2)

STORY – 0
DIRECTOR – 1
ACTOR – 1
MUSIC – 0
CULT – 0

 

VERDICT – 2/5

 
PROS –
1) An Osho like Guru running a drug-fueled mission to bring Sat Yug post-nuclear winter. The plan is executed by a Muhammad bin Qasim fanatic, completing his dream of Gazwa-E-Hind.
2) Full of smart references like Dawood Ibrahim, Karan Johar, RGV, Kangana Ranaut, Divya Bharti, etc.

 
CONS –
1) The entire Kenya sub-plot doesn’t add anything to the story.
2) The cliffhanger ending is pointless as all the secrets are already out. Also, with most the main character being dead, what’s left for next season?
3) The mob-lynching plot is clearly part of Anurag Kashyap’s personal outrage rather than adding anything to the story.

 
QUOTE –
Aham Brahmasmi

The Office (Season 1) [India]

STORY – 1
DIRECTOR – 1
ACTOR – 1
MUSIC – 0
CULT – 0

VERDICT – 3/5

 
PROS –
1) A decent adaptation of the original BBC series.
2) Gopal Dutt as T.P. Mishra is the definite winner in this series

 
CONS –
1) Mukul Chadda as Jagadeep Chadda – While he gave justice to his character, a more familiar face would’ve been better for the iconic main role.

 
QUOTE –
“office ke 90% problems ka solution hai free ka samose. ye sab iim mein nahin sikhate”