The Hitman’s Bodyguard (2017)

STORY – 0
DIRECTOR – 1
ACTOR – 1
MUSIC – 1
CULT – 0

Verdict – 3/5

 

Pros –

 

1) Music – not great but at least they tried
2) The Surprise odd couple – Samuel L. Jackson & Salma Hayek
3) Gary Oldman as Dukhovich – unrecognizable !

 

Cons –

 

1) A similar comic theme like last years’ under-rated The Nice Guys – but this movie is burdened with a cliched plot.
2) Generic potboiler – One-time watch only.

 

 

Quote –

 

Michael Bryce: This guy single-handedly ruined the word motherfucker.

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Léon: The Professional (1994)

STORY – 1
DIRECTOR – 1
ACTOR – 1
MUSIC – 1
CULT – 1

Verdict – 5/5

 

Pros –

 

1) One of the boldest love story on silver-screen
2) Definitive performance by Jean Reno & Natalie Portman
3) Gary Oldman as Norman Stansfield – A cult character
4) Cinematography
5) Gun Action
6) The movie was summarized in the Gene Kelly scene from “I Like Myself” from “It’s Always Fair Weather

 
Cons –

 

N/A

 
Quote –

 
Léon: You’ve given me a taste for life. I wanna be happy. Sleep in a bed, have roots.

The Fifth Element (1997)

STORY – 0
DIRECTOR – 1
ACTOR – 1
MUSIC – 0
CULT – 1

 

 

Verdict – 3/5

 

Pros –
1) Gary Oldman and Ian Holm: Great supporting cast.
2) The opening sequence in Egypt.
3) The comedy (ruined by Chris Tucker).
4) Fast-paced and entertaining.

 

Cons –
1) Cliched story a stereotyped hero (with unknown “Mondoshawans ” and “evil”)
2) Diva Plavalaguna

 

Quote –
“Mondoshawan: Time not important. Only life important.”

True Romance (1993)

STORY – 1
DIRECTOR – 1
ACTOR – 1
MUSIC – 1
CULT – 1

Verdict – 5/5

 

Pros –
1) Nerdy Clarence (Watching Sonny Chiba triple feature / Working in a comic store and discussing Spiderman 1 on his date / discussing Elvis’ rockability as pick-up lines)
2) The mentor “Elvis”
3) The huge supporting star-cast (including Samuel L Jackson)
4) Christopher Walken Cameo (almost Pulp Fiction)
5) Dennis Hopper’s Sicilian Monologue
6) Gary Oldman as Drexl the pimp
7) James Gandolfini Murder Scene
8) Bum Brad Pitt
9) “Coming Home in a Bodybag” (A possible Spin-off)

 

Cons –
1) Missing Non-Linear Storyline (In that case there would be no Pulp-Fiction)

 

Quote –
Clarence : You wanna see what Spider-Man#1 looks like?
Alabama : You bet.