STORY – 1
DIRECTOR – 0
ACTOR – 0
MUSIC – 0
CULT – 0
Verdict – 1 /5
1) Fun movie with a promising plot.
2) The concept of “Star Whores” and the sequels.
1) Unlike “40 Year Old Virgin”, even with nearly the same cast – the story never clicked.
2) Mediocre and predictable IIIrd Act.
3) Cant even identify Brandon Routh in the movie.Zero screen presence or charisma.Difficult to digest this guy once played the Man-Of-Steel.
Zack Brown: This is just the beginning, guys. If Star Whores works and *it will*, we are set up for sequels galore. The Empire Strikes Ass.
Miriam Linky: Return of the Brown Eye.
Deacon: The Phantom Man Ass.
Delaney: And Revenge of the Shit: The All Anal Final Chapter.