Ferris Bueller’s Day Off (1986)

STORY – 1
DIRECTOR – 1
ACTOR – 1
MUSIC – 1
CULT – 1

VERDICT – 5/5

 
PROS –
1) Another John Hughes’ heart-warming classic chronicling a single day’s adventures of a high school senior.
2) Ferris Bueller on a parade float lip-syncing “Danke Schoen” and “Twist and Shout”
3) Charlie Sheen’s cameo.
4) Jeffrey Jones as Edward R. Rooney – a man of expressions and eye-rolls.
5) Climactic run – March Of The Swivel Heads by The English Beat. In fact, the entire soundtrack is awesome

 
CONS –
N/A

 

QUOTE –
Ferris: Life moves pretty fast. If you don’t stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

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Red Dawn (1984)

STORY – 1
DIRECTOR – 0
ACTOR – 0
MUSIC – 0
CULT – 1

 

Verdict – 2/5

 

Pros –
1) NRA’s wet dream; a must watch for millennials
2) The Poster – A John Alvin masterpiece
3) The opening paratroopers landing scene – goosebumps

 

 

Cons –
1) Strange emotional climax for such film.
2) Weak primary antagonist

 

 

Quote –
Stepan Gorsky: This violates the Geneva convention.
Jed Eckert: I never heard of it!

Machete Kills (2013)

STORY – 0
DIRECTOR –0
ACTOR – 0
MUSIC – 0
CULT – 0

Verdict – 0/5

 

Pros –
1) Lady Gaga
2) “Carlos Estévez”

 

Cons –
1) No Grindhouse factor

 

Quote –
Mr. President: Last time I sent a black op team into Mexico, they got dead and I got the Oval ass-fuck.

Scary Movie 5 (2013)

Scary Movie 5

STORY – 0
DIRECTOR – 0
ACTOR – 0
MUSIC – 0
CULT – 0

Verdict – 0/5

 

Pros – n/a
Cons – Utter waste of time.The worst movie in the Scary Movie franchise.

 

Quote
Lindsay Lohan: I don’t wanna end up all over the internet. I pride myself in keeping a low profile. My private life is private.