22 Jump Street (2014)

STORY – 0
DIRECTOR – 1
ACTOR – 1
MUSIC – 1
CULT – 1

Verdict – 4/5

 

Pros –
1) End Credits
2) “Mr-And-Mrs-Smithing” Scene
3) Ice Cube’s epic melt-down scene
4) “Mr. Walters and Eric ” – Cameo
5) Jillian Bell as Mercedes (best outcome from this movie)

 

Cons –
1) Chaning Tatum College Bromance sub-plot.
2) Being “Exactly the same”.

 

Quote –
Captain Dickson: This is bullshit! Waiter! Can a black man get some water!
Schmidt: Someone get the man some water. He’s black, he’s been through a lot!

Super Troopers (2001)

STORY – 1
DIRECTOR – 1
ACTOR – 1
MUSIC – 1
CULT – 1

Verdict – 5/5

Pros –

1) Badass buddy cops movie
2) Bidibodi Bidibu – The Bubbles (the frisking scene)
3) Gigantic cotton candy
4) While still a reefer comedy , it leaves no loose ends with the crime plot and an apt climax.

Cons –

n/a

Quote –

I’ll believe ya when me shit turns purple and smells like rainbow sherbet.

21 Jump Street (2012)

STORY – 1
DIRECTOR – 1
ACTOR – 1
MUSIC – 1
CULT – 1

VERDICT – 5/5

 

PROS –
1) Ice Cube opening monologue at the Korean church. The entire church scene is super hilarious.
2) Johnny Depp Cameo
3) End-Credits
4) Jonah Hill – everything that came out of his mouth was comedic gold.

 

CONS –
1) Dakota Johnson in that minor role?

 

QUOTE –
Captain Dickson: That’s you, man. Don’t do it. Keep that dirty dick inside your pants. Don’t fuck no students, don’t fuck no teachers…

Schmidt: Sir, I know we may look like a couple of lady-killers, but me and my partner will be super professional…

Captain Dickson: Clearly I wasn’t talking to you, big-titties. You cherub-looking motherfucker. I was talking to your partner, fake-ass Handsome McGee here. When I’m talking to him, I’m talking to him. When I say “shut the fuck up,” I’m talking to you.

Brooklyn Nine-Nine (Season 1)

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

STORY – 1
DIRECTOR – 1
ACTOR – 1
MUSIC – 1
CULT – 1

VERDICT – 5/5

 

PROS –
1)”Buddy-Precinct” genre
2) Single Camera (hand-held-camera effect)
3) Andy Sandberg witty character and unexpected one-liners

 

CONS –
n/a

 

QUOTE-
Boyle: “Am I planning the worst wedding ever?”
Peralta: “Second worst. Red wedding, Game of Thrones.”

The Heat (2013)

The Heat

STORY – 0
DIRECTOR – 1
ACTOR – 1
MUSIC – 0
CULT – 1

Verdict – 3/5

Pros –
1) Melissa McCarthy – One woman show!
2) Sandra Bullock’s cat running gag.

 

Cons –
1) Simon Larkin’s plot – damp squib

 

Quote –
Mullins: My fear is that I’m gonna put you in a bikini and you’ll still look like a fucking bank teller.

Midnight Run (1988)

Midnight Run

STORY – 1
DIRECTOR –1
ACTOR – 1
MUSIC – 0
CULT – 0

Verdict – 3/5

 

Pros –
1) Robert de Niro in his original shape.
2) Entertaining and funny buddy-cop movie.
3) Great supporting cast

 

Cons –
1) Charles Grodin as “The Duke” –  Joe Pesci would have taken it to another level.

 

Quote –
Mosely: You’re gonna spend ten years just for impersonating a federal agent!
Jack: Ten years for impersonating a federal agent?
Mosely: Ten years.
Jack: Ten years? How comes no one’s after you?