Velvet Buzzsaw (2019)

STORY – 1
DIRECTOR – 1
ACTOR – 1
MUSIC – 0
CULT – 0

VERDICT – 3/5

 
PROS –
1) Pretentious and greedy art aficionados got themselves in a vicious trap of cursed paintings.

 
CONS –
1) Quite a lazy title for the movie where the Velvet Buzzsaw is of little significance that too for only one character.
2) Unnecessary sub-plots. Instead of working on the primary supernatural theme, the entire first hour is wasted in art exhibition politics.

 
QUOTE –
Morf Vandewalt: A bad review is better than sinking into the great glut of anonymity.

Black Mirror (Season 4)

STORY – 1
DIRECTOR – 1
ACTOR – 1
MUSIC – 1
CULT – 1

Verdict – 5/5

 

Pros –
1) Most uplifting Black Mirror season so far. Less disturbing, more entertaining.
2) USS Callister: Nerd Rage – The movie.
3) Hang the DJ: A Black Mirror romance with an advanced dating app.
4) Metalhead: The 4-legged robotic dog will go down in history as a serious competition to T-800 and Omnidroid
5) Black Museum: Dr. Dawson subplot is better than rest of the episode.

 

Cons –
1) Arkangel: Hazards of advance technology as already explored in season 3
2) Crocodile: As already explored in Season 1 (The Entire History of You)

 

Quote –
Nanette Cole: Okay, stealing my pussy is a RED FUCKING LINE !

Game Night (2018)

STORY – 1
DIRECTOR – 1
ACTOR – 1
MUSIC – 0
CULT – 1

Verdict – 4/5

 

Pros –
1) Fresh, crisp and fast-paced black comedy
2) Tilt Shift cinematography
3) Denzel Washington plot
4) Gary’s game plot twist
5) End credits

 

Cons –
N/A

 

Quote –
“Man, glass tables are acting weird tonight.”

Ingrid Goes West (2017)

STORY – 1
DIRECTOR – 1
ACTOR – 1
MUSIC – 0
CULT – 1

 

Verdict – 4/5

 

Pros –

 

1) Definitive Aubrey Plaza film. A must watch for millennials.
2) A loser goes west to find another loser just like her.
3) A modern day horror tale of social media obsessed people chasing pseudo-celebrities and seeking validation from strangers in form of likes and emojis.
4) The climactic #iamingrid is even more horrifying as a sociopath like Ingrid who tried committing suicide is venerated as a role-model and inspirations by millions.The irony.

 

Cons –

 

1) n/a

 

Quote –

 

#iamingrid

Bridge of Spies (2015)

STORY – 0
DIRECTOR – 0
ACTOR – 0
MUSIC – 0
CULT – 0

Verdict – 0/5

Pros –
1) Wide-Angle shots
2) Final “Glienicke Bridge” scene

 

Cons –
1) Predictable twist and thrills
2) Steven Spielberg: another “assembly-line” period drama; Oscar bait
3) Weak supporting cast
4) Too long

 

Quote –
“Stoikiy muzhik”