Mike and Dave Need Wedding Dates (2016)

STORY – 0
DIRECTOR – 0
ACTOR – 0
MUSIC – 0
CULT – 0

VERDICT – 0/5

 
PROS –
1) Jurassic Park ATV tour
2) Kumail Nanjiani cameo as the masseur.

 

CONS –
1) Devoid of fun and good jokes.
2) Aubrey Plaza trying to do an April Ludgate but it didn’t work.
3) Stephen Root wasted.

 

QUOTE –
Tatiana: The key to teaching children is repetition. You’d be surprised how stupid they are.

Pitch Perfect (2012)

STORY – 0
DIRECTOR – 1
ACTOR – 1
MUSIC – 0
CULT – 0

Verdict – 2/5

 

Pros –
1) John Michael Higgins & Elizabeth Banks as the ICCAs commentator
2) Right Round (a cappella) version by Treblemakers
3) Rebel Wilson as “Fat Amy”

 

Cons –
1) Glee – The Movie; for the fans of Honey, Step Up and High School Musical

 

Quote –
Aubrey: A-ca-scuse me?
Fat Amy: A-ca-believe it!

The Accountant (2016)

STORY – 1
DIRECTOR – 1
ACTOR – 1
MUSIC – 0
CULT – 1

VERDICT – 4/5

 

PROS –
1) “A Beautiful Mind” with guns.
2) In 2016, Jason Bourne disappointed us and so did Batman. This movie compensates for both.
3) Well written screen-play with no loose ends and an excellent cast.
4) The opening “Ali Jigsaw” scene culminating with the final “Ali Portrait” scene revealing the final plot twist is remarkable.
5) An unfinished love story. A sequel will rival John Wick.

 

CONS –
n/a

QUOTE –
Christian Wolff: I like incongruity.