Semi-Pro (2008)

Semi-Pro

STORY – 0
DIRECTOR – 0
ACTOR – 0
MUSIC – 0
CULT – 0

Verdict –0 /5

Pros –
1) Jackie Earle Haley
2) Jackie Moon

 

Cons –
Waste of time & waste of talent

 

Quote –
Jackie Moon: Everybody panic! Oh my God, there’s a bear loose in the Coliseum! There will be no refunds! Your refund will be escaping this deathtrap with your life! If you have a small child, use it as a shield! They love the tender meat! Cover your sodas! Dewie loves sugar!

Nebraska (2013)

Nebraska

STORY – 1
DIRECTOR – 1
ACTOR – 1
MUSIC – 1
CULT – 1

 

Verdict – 5 /5

 

Pros –
1) A real American movie
2) Very “Coen-ish”. Bruce Dern gave the performance of a lifetime.
3)”Little Miss Sunshine” in Black & White

 

Cons –
n/a

 

Quote –
“David Grant: Jesus Mom! Was the whole town trying to seduce you?”

Zoolander (2001)

Zoolander

STORY – 0
DIRECTOR – 0
ACTOR – 1
MUSIC – 1
CULT – 1

Verdict – 3 /5

Pros –
1)Mugatu
2)Magnum
3)Also Sprach Zarathustra
4)David Bowie
5)The Walk-Off

 

Cons –
1)Frat Pack failed to generate too many laughs

 

Quote –
“Mugatu: Oh, I’m sorry, did my pin get in the way of your ass ?”